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SUH Sucks 2012   Leave a comment

Lookie here, the third year of this blog, and now everyone in the NFL is realizing what a self-entitled, arrogant, POS player Suh really is.

Posted November 28, 2012 by suhsucks in SuhSucks

Do You Believe Me Now? Two Years Later We See Suh Does Suck   4 comments

Boy two years ago when I started this blog and pointed out that Suh is an overpaid diva who has a sense of self entitlement, and who thinks he’s above the rules, everyone got on my case for that observation.

Two years later we see a diva chump acting like he’s above the law.

Like your camp holdout now? I suggest you go read some of the first posts ever made on this blog.

Our diva chump is ruining the team and our reputation.

Posted November 24, 2011 by suhsucks in SuhSucks

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Suh Named Rookie Of Year : Suh Sucks Blog Named Blog Of The Century   Leave a comment

We’re around day 162 of Suh Sucks.

Looks like the worst player in the NFL history was just named NFL rookie of the year.  I can spot the NFL this glaring oversight.  Ain’t no one perfect.

On another happy note, The United Nations, Compassion International and The Taco Bell Beef makers union all voted Suh Sucks Blog, the blog of the century.

So take that Suh and suck on it.

Posted February 5, 2011 by suhsucks in SuhSucks

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TEH TROOF IZ MARCHING ON – Day 65 – Avenging Dan Orlovsky   Leave a comment

I assumed the world wide, no galaxy wide, no no no, solar system wide growth of the Suh sucks movement would dwindle.  Boy was I wrong.

This movement is stretching in to the nether regions only S. Hawking knows about.  This movement is expanding faster than the universe itself expands.

Soon SUH will be dropped and Dan Orlovsky will be resigned.  We will avenge Dan O.

Posted October 6, 2010 by suhsucks in SuhSucks

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Day 49 – The Big Ship Suh Is Falling Down   2 comments

Local, national and international acclaim floods in to the Suh sucks campaign on an hourly basis now. I’ve had to hire five outsourced Pakistani call center gals just to keep up with the calls and emails.

The big ship Suh is falling down.  It’s sinking in the sea of his own arrogance and sense of self entitlement.  Suh’s failure is sure.

Posted September 20, 2010 by suhsucks in SuhSucks

Day 39 Of Suh Sucks   Leave a comment

Yes it’s been quite a while since I last posted. I want to reassure you that the Suh Sucks campaign is still going strong. I had to take such a long break, because answering all the emails from supporters literally wore me out.

We saw a perfect example of Suh’s sense of being above the law and rules this preseason when he almost beheaded a quarterback.  Go back and look at the replay of that video.  Look at his body language as he clearly face masked and horse collared him.  His body language gives off an air of superiority as if he doesn’t have to obey rules.

This guy is scum.  Detroit will be sorry they ever drafted him.

Posted September 10, 2010 by suhsucks in SuhSucks

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Suh Sucks Goes National   Leave a comment

Welcome to day 12 of the Suh sucks campaign. Tonight the campaign goes national as the Detroit Lion’s and Suh, take on the Pittsburgh Steeler’s.

I expect greatness from every Lion but Suh.  Suh will be lazy, lax and lethargic.  He’s getting his paycheck and that’s all he wants.

That’s all.

Posted August 14, 2010 by suhsucks in SuhSucks

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